Geno got spooked when Tim said the "Big Ball" is about to drop...

New Year's Resolutions

Here at The Bud Light offices have already made a resolution to drink more on the job. While this is encouraged by our boss, it may be frowned upon by your higher ups in the teaching and public transportation fields. Still, Bud Light can also help with some of your more practical resolutions as well...

Some poor snowman is walking around naked…

Workout

Everyone looks better holding a Bud Light and even if this inflated self esteem doesn't lead you to work out more often you will at least feel like you do. When this looks in the mirror he swears he sees a runway model which i can believe. The last time I saw something his size it was also on a runway.

Body by Bud Light, body language by Fonzie!

Lose Weight

Atkins diet my ass! Each savory Bud Light has almost a FULL gram of protein so 17 Bud Lights offer all the protein of a porterhouse steak without an ounce of fat and gristle. You’ll be the skinniest guy in rehab!

Bud Light: official beer of the Huxtables...

Read

While books only strain the eyes, the combination of the scrolling close captioning on a bar’s TV, searching for the nearest bartender and checking out hot chicks all at the same time will give your peepers the 20-20 accuracy of Robert Downey Jr. looking for his dealer.

Cletus searched for his change of address labels

Travel

Next time the little lady complains you never take her anywhere treat her to a Sunday beer run into Maryland. Hand her a twenty as you stop by a yard sale and tell her to “go wild!” End your whirlwind excursion at the State Line Liquor store parking lot watching Elkton families tailgating for NASCAR in front of their houses!!