Geno Sez…
BONUS!!!
January 2003
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Geno Sez… |
January 2003 |
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2003 Predictions... With the New Year upon us everyone seems to have a prediction or two and the Bud Light staff is no exception. While I don’t consider myself on the same level as Nostradmamus, I did once accurately predict that my ex fiancé would leave me. Of course, Ray Charles could see that one coming
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In an effort to bring cultures together Madonna will dump her fake English accent for a fake Indian one. The accent will be gone by years end, but not before her 2003 release “Like a Cabbie” goes multi-platinum thanks to its large NYC transit worker fan base.
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Pete Rose will finally be elected to the Hall of Fame… the Gambling Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. He is elected unanimously after the Vegas odds for his baseball reinstatement are released and he takes the over. |
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Capitalizing on the fact that continued global warming is prompting heavyset people to under-dress, Calvin Klein will cater to this new niche with a lunchmeat-scented line of underwear. Sizes will range from XL to who are you kidding?!?! |
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The Olsen twins will admit their long hidden lust for Geno and Dan of Quizzo™. They will forge documents stating they are 21 and will answer our every whim serving us Bud Light and omelets in bed… oh wait… this is my diary entry… |
