HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

While i'd love to take credit for the NYC Blackout with my 2003 prediction "a terrifying darkness will fall upon the Northeast," I actually meant Playboy would run a Rosie O'Donnell pictorial.  Relieved I was wrong, here are three led pipe cinches for 2004 in our annual BL predictions...
 

Have a safe 2004...

xoxo

    -g

Did you just call me Rummy?

Reality TV gets militant

Attempting to put a positive spin on the situation in Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld hosts as five “outed” soldiers reconstruct a decimated Iraq in the new reality show “Queer Eye for the GI.”

 

but it's okay your honor,
I had Subway for lunch…

Jocko does “hard” time
 

Tables will turn on this baby-dangling freak with more issues than AOL has versions.  Once in the Neverland of our prison system, Michael will learn what it’s like to be  “tucked in” by a not so smooth criminal… you thought he screamed in the Thriller video?

I knew those “Waldo” books would payoff…

Global Warming my Ass
 

Another harsh winter bringing more white powder than Haitian drug smuggler or NFL running back will paralyze the US.  Upon learning of the culprit behind the blizzard, GW will invade Mexico suspecting they are harboring El Nino.