DO NOT pull the tab off of your Bud Light

This fad vanished in the 80’s with Members Only jackets and Men at Work.  The mid 90’s resurrected the idea saying that you should save them for kidney patients. Well the BL staff looked into this urban legend. Turns out Kidney patients need KIDNEYS.  Also, they can’t drink so they don’t need to hear about your three-day bender collecting beer tabs. Why not hold a “Marco Polo” marathon to benefit the blind?

DO drink your BUD LIGHT as quickly as possible…

It shows the ladies that you are passionate about life and have a thirst for everything you do.  Think about it guys…. are you hitting on the girl sipping  champagne or the chick that can down a hotdog without using her teeth?

DO display your love of Bud Light proudly

Sure, you probably still live with your parents and we doubt that you have ever spoken with a girl without dialing a 1-900 prefix.  But drinking cold, refreshing Bud Light shows everyone that you still strive for a tasty buzz and a taut, rippling ass. 

DO NOT attempt to pick up two women with one Bud Light.   

In addition to looking like a cheap tool, the odds of woman finding you mildly attractive after one half a can of beer are slim.  If you have only one beer refer to the previous “DO” tip and let the chicks battle it out. In any other case, grab four Bud Lights and call a friend over to “share the wealth.”  

DO cover your Bud Light with a matching Coozie…

Since chicks dig guys who can coordinate socks with a watchband this move is sure to help you in the long run. Don't  believe us?  The picture at left was shown to men and women in the Bud Light labs and this was the most common response for each.
What a girls sees: His ability to match beer and coozie tells me he has a natural nesting instinct and a desire for stability.
What a guy sees: that girl has beer.