Geno Sez

Valentine’s Day... 
a romantic time,  but also a time I review last year’s dating log and reflect on what left me alone this Feb 14^th with a single serving TV dinner and an airport bottle of Jack watching “Skin-e-Max.”

Here are excerpts from three of my 2003 gaffes …

I could’ve taken her to Denny’s for her Birthday!

January 1, 2003- misunderstood what she meant by wanting to see the ball drop in the Big Apple… Police escort out of Applebee's…

She couldn’t take her hands off me…
she would have fell!

July 4, 2003- Fireworks really started when she offered a threesome with her twin…her fraternal twin… 2003, the summer I learned to keep a secret.

she’s goes on the top of his “resume…”

"Ho, Ho, Ho is a greeting! ”