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Eat, Drink Bud Light and be Merry...
 

The BL offices thought we’d throw you some dining tips for this issue.  Of course, it goes without saying all of these start with a few icy cold Bud Lights at your place, whether is ends there as well is up to you…

the usual gutter, Mr Johnson?

DO take her where everybody knows you… so they can lie about the fact that  after 3 drinks you wet the bed like a toddler with low self esteem and your other pathetic traits…

Forget it boys, Iraq will host the olympics before they talk to you...

DO NOT take her to a chain restaurant where they wear suspenders and put old knick knacks on the wall.  If there's a neon  light behind her head at dinner you can bet her ankles won't be come "dessert..."

Exception, any chick that asks to be taken to Balloon Mug night... marry her...

 You’re the sausage king of Chicago???

DO take her someplace requiring reservations.  Getting there early will allow you time to relax over a Bud Light at the bar.  Use this time to probe your chances of getting into her goody bag.  The more "favorable" her  responses the better her chances of scoring Surf and Turf over ground chuck…