Neat!!!  I have the matching boxers…

Lost your drinking buddies?

Relax, with our tips for lookin' cool, you'll realize they were dead weight anyway.  So grab a Bud Light take our advice of who to latch onto…and who to avoid this summer… 

I didn’t say give 4 Bud Lights to any Don Ho!!!

NO:

 I’ve been drinking in Dewey for 10 years have yet to stumble upon a luau.  This Hawaiian shirt screams one thing: Jimmy Buffet Karaoke… You’ve been warned…

yeah, we’re the hottest guys in the trailer park

NO:

 Just a hunch. These guys have never been to the mansion. Just another hunch… Come Friday at the Lighthouse, these guys will be tossing their own tacos.

I guess we’ll hafta pillow fight for this last Bud Light…

YES:
If you see no reason to hang out with these hotties, then take your Speedo™ and head to Rehoboth...