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2005 Summer Beer preview... We all
know that choosing the right beer for the right occasion can be harder
than getting a conviction in a California courtroom. Fortunately,
we here at the BL offices are addicted to our work—taking it home with
us every night and often jumping right into during the morning carpool
(or designated driver as you call it). Still, what better time than the
Annual Out and About Beer issue for our “skilled” staff to show you
some of the newest products from the swell peeps at NKS… |
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Since
the beginning of time man has tried to combine the jolt of caffeine with
the soothing effects of alcohol with poor results.
(The most recent being a coffee-tequila drink test marketed in
Arizona resulting in the class action suit “Jittery Busboys vs.
California”). Bud E finally succeeds with a delicious blend of
alcohol, caffeine, and ginseng ensuring not only will you make an ass of
yourself much more quickly, but that you’ll be certain to remember it
the next day. |
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Let’s face it…
buying expensive beer
on a first date is like putting Premium gasoline in a rental car… who
knows how long (or how hard) you’re going to be riding
this thing. Enter great
tasting Bud Select with only 3.1 carbs,
99 calories, 4.3 percent and that great Bud taste.
Now it only looks like you went out of your way to impress that
stalker from Match-maker.com. |
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The fine folks at Anheuser Busch make it easy to drink responsibly as non-alcoholic O’Doul’s comes in a regular and Amber flavors. This offers some variety to the man tired of waking in an Elkton holding cell cuddling with a man known only as “inky” while trying piece together the previous evening with only the key phrases “flagged,” “cheese-dogs” and “walk the line yourself officer pinhead.” |
BUD
LIGHT BONUS CONTEST:
Visit the quizzo website at www.fishandmonkey.com/quiz.htm for your chance to win Bud Select prizes!