Geno Sez…

July 2005

 

2005 Summer Beer preview...

We all know that choosing the right beer for the right occasion can be harder than getting a conviction in a California courtroom.  

Fortunately, we here at the BL offices are addicted to our work—taking it home with us every night and often jumping right into during the morning carpool (or designated driver as you call it). Still, what better time than the Annual Out and About Beer issue for our “skilled” staff to show you some of the newest products from the swell peeps at NKS…


Bud Light goes great with your favorite hottie… and shower curtain apparently


The date ended with him carrying her up the side of the Empire State building

B to E

Since the beginning of time man has tried to combine the jolt of caffeine with the soothing effects of alcohol with poor results.  (The most recent being a coffee-tequila drink test marketed in Arizona resulting in the class action suit “Jittery Busboys vs. California”). Bud E finally succeeds with a delicious blend of alcohol, caffeine, and ginseng ensuring not only will you make an ass of yourself much more quickly, but that you’ll be certain to remember it the next day.


Bud Select is the drink of the future… just ask Elroy Jetson!

 

Let’s face it… buying expensive beer on a first date is like putting Premium gasoline in a rental car… who knows how long (or how hard) you’re going to be riding this thing.  Enter great tasting Bud Select with only 3.1 carbs, 99 calories, 4.3 percent and that great Bud taste.  Now it only looks like you went out of your way to impress that stalker from Match-maker.com.


After Sky High, Kurt knew it was time to stop drinking…

O'Doul's

The fine folks at Anheuser Busch make it easy to drink responsibly as non-alcoholic O’Doul’s comes in a regular and Amber flavors.  This offers some variety to the man tired of waking in an Elkton holding cell cuddling with a man known only as “inky” while trying piece together the previous evening with only the key phrases “flagged,” “cheese-dogs” and “walk the line yourself officer pinhead.”

BUD LIGHT BONUS CONTEST:

Visit the quizzo website at www.fishandmonkey.com/quiz.htm for your chance to win Bud Select prizes!

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