Geno Sez…
August 2002
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Geno Sez… |
August 2002 |
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Bud Light on the Golf Course
Sure, Bud Light is part of a balanced breakfast (with milk, juice, and toast to make it complete) but in the upcoming months we plan to show you the myriad of other places to enjoy it. This month we feature some of Delaware's finer golf courses. |
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Rock ManorThe hot dogs here are arguably the best any Delaware course has to offer and the short course allows even the youngest golfer to shave 3-5 strokes off their game. Unfortunately, “The Rock” also attracts more senior citizens than a Matlock book signing allowing for three to five extra strokes on any given day. |
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Porky’s Recent renovations have Porky’s looking better than it has in recent years (of course the same could be said about Rosie O’Donnell as everything is relative). Most importantly, they've switched from grilled to boiled hot dogs causing them to retain more water than a camel with PMS. Men (and sadly, most women) don’t like anything that squirts in their mouth when they bite it. Why do you think Freshen Up™ gum isn’t on the market any more? |
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Frog Hollow Middletown’s Frog Hollow Golf Course was recently rated among the top 100 courses in the Mid-Atlantic states yet you can always get a tee time there. The reason? Frog Hollow is located in Middletown with virtually no posted signs for directions making it is easier to find the g-spot on a unicorn. (Just kidding, I found a unicorn once!) |
BUD LIGHT BONUS: Bear Trap Dunes of Bethany proudly equips their golf carts with plenty of Bud Light. But here are some dark secrets about the lovely ladies who serve it…
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Fun Fact: Once caught a five-pound flounder. Where she caught it: On hole 8 while looking for her drive. |
Name: Katie Booker Fun Fact: She’s a teacher 9 months a year…
Worst pick up line she
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