JB's uni scored big with the soccer moms...

Geno's Vacation...
Bartender JB fills in from Scratch Magoo's for vacationing geno and explains how he gets all the chicks.  "I simply view everything from their perspective and put every situation in the ultimate girl language...
The Chick Flick"

Waiting to Exhale...

What are these chubby guys doing whenever  a hot chick walks by...

Steel Magnolias...

What brand of hair coloring do these girls ask for by name?

Girl, Interrupted...

What the brunette did everytime I hit own her two friends...