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Geno Sez… |
August 2005 |
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Geno Sez… |
August 2005 |
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Hard to believe that it’s August already as the summer hits the home stretch. As August rolls around, people start to question if they are getting everything they possibly can out of the beach. Well we here at the BL offices have taken all the combined power of or GED’s to bring you this summer quiz to see just how well you’re faring in the beach leisure department .So grab those number two pencils and Good Luck! |
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What do you see here?
The correct answer is of course B—a guy out of his league. If I’m looking to score the last thing I’m wearing is an Underdog t-shirt Still, weave that t-shirt and baldhead into a nice little story involving the “Make-a-wish” foundation and this guy may very well score some pity sex. Remember it’s the beach… we’re playing for points not pride... |
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To strike up a conversation with this hottie you should mention her…
Believe it or not the answer is C—her backpack. You see any guy is going for a hottie whose drinking but that backpack is the deal breaker. Casually ask her what she’s carrying in there. If her response is “Pajama’s hot stuff!” you’re in but if she snaps “the complete Ani DiFranco collection” then move along. |
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This bachelorette party is
Pay Attention guys... the answer is C! Bachelorette parties prey on bar tabs of surrounding men but never will they stray have one single purpose—get the bride drunk and home safely. These girls are not sleeping with you… they are using you for shots. At best you’ll be a part of a story only told to their actual boyfriends to get them to crack about the three grand they dropped on a Cuban hooker at his bachelor party. Move on, you’ve got a better shot at the chick with the Ani DiFranco CD’s
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