Where’s geno???

The recent blackout allowed me to catch up on the BL mail. In response to our lack of political coverage, I took these jokes from the “P” section of my filing cabinet rather than the usual section “D."  (figure that one out yourself)...

What you talkin’ about pollsters?

California Runoff Election
 

Our vote goes to Arnold… Drummond that is.  While Schwarzeneggar has portrayed many characters who protect people, Coleman is a real-life security guard!!! “I’ll be back” my ass,  ever get zapped in the ankle with a stun-gun?

I miss Idi Amin…

Chuck Taylor Steps Down in Liberia
Nobody named after a sneaker can be taken seriously. Bad news for Jacques Chirac as Nike introduces its new European shoe, the Air Surrender™. (The Italian Military has already requested 2 million).

One large pie to 1600 Pennsylvania…

Our Troops in Iraq
Ghandi once said “an eye for an eye makes the world blind.”
George W. once asked “is our children learning?”

EXACTLY! Get home safe, sound and SOON troops!