Geno Sez…

October 2002

 


geno made the most of the Bud Light expense account...

Bud Light's Pick Up Tips...
Here at the Bud Light Staff office, (okay, it's actually the backseat of my Volkswagon), we get tons of letters from men intimidated by they see out drinking delicious Bud Light.  Relax, gentlemen... with our tips , some confidence and a few Bud Lights these hotties will even talk to social lepers like yourself if you simply adhere to the following guidelines...


Billy pulled out all the stops on his first car date...


Someone's angry at their father...

Taking one for the team
 This guy has given the girl a Bud Light and is already at a Stage II cuddle.  Walk up to the guy in a huff and scream "acting like this is NOT going to get Billy back!"  Have a friend waiting in the shadows to "gather up" the hottie who is slightly confused and very "worked up..."

The 50-50
These two cuties look like a sure thing but you still have to be on your game. Are they looking to party or just tailgating for Lillith Fair? Sit at a nearby table and loudly debate with a friend about the musical genius of k.d. Lang.  If they don't respond, you're clear for take off.  If one scream "you take that back" as she hurls her Birkenstock you never had a shot anyway.  You may also wanna ask your buddy why he knows so much about k.d. lang...


screw olives and onions?!?!
 we garnish our martinis with a Bud Light...


...sometimes words only get in the way.

The No-Brainer...
These babes are mixing Bud Lights with martinis AND have dressed their breasts with beads and stickers.  You don't decorate the house if you ain't expecting guests.  Minimal conversation skills here will score anything from digits to breakfast in bed...

The hostage situation
 all "inky" needs is a switchblade and an Oz DVD to set the mood... 

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