Geno Sez…
November 2002
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Geno Sez… |
November 2002 |
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Bud Light Football... You bet! With the heart of the Eagles season coming up this month, many women will become Sunday football widows. The only thing more difficult to separate than a man from pro football would be a remote control with breasts. (incidentally, a remote with breasts was tested once but men kept screwing with the VCR "tracking.") Don't despair ladies, with just a little patience and our handy guide to the November schedule, we'll have you sitting pretty by Thanksgiving. |
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NOV 3 @ ChicagoYou’re in luck ladies as the Chicago game offers two lay-ups. First, sit next to your man in a nice outfit, nothing too sexy, you’ll need that for San Fran in two weeks (see below). Jeans and an oxford shirt buttoned down to the your “equipment” will do nicely. When your man comments on how cold it looks at the game chime in “wait until you get into bed tonight.” Next, go for the kill, as the announcer points out that Chicago is the Windy City whisper sexily in his ear “at least people will be getting blown around in Chicago tonight…” If that get his attention the next stop is an ADD specialist... |
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NOV 10 IndianapolisThe explosive offenses of both the Eagles and Colts make for an exciting game and a high scoring affair so you’ve got no chance of pulling your man away from the TV. But be sympathetic remember that time he watched the Trading Spaces marathon with you. Tell him you understand he needs his space as you walk into the bedroom wearing nothing but a baggy sweatshirt. Once in there lock the door and crank his power sander while yelling PAYTON MANNING SCORES!!! When he knocks on the door asking what’s going on just moan … “I need a fresh set of “D” batteries… |
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NOV 17 ArizonaYour man has no excuse to stay in for this game as the anemic Cardinals couldn't score on Anna Nicole Smith with a Big Mac and Sleeping pills. Sit on your man’s lap wearing your sexiest dress and high heels and every time a Cardinal catches the ball ask “was that Cuba Gooding???” You’ll be out dancing before you can say "show me the money!" |
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NOV 25 @ San FranciscoOK ladies it’s been a month and you’ve been patient so here is your reward. You can wear something an ex-boyfriend gave you. At the family Thanksgiving dinner on the previous Thursday, innocently ask “who are the Eagles playing Sunday?” Some Drunken uncle will point out that “this Sunday has the fewest games of the NFL season and the Eagles don’t play until Monday!" As your cornered boyfriend sweats like OJ during a deposition, give him the choice between cleaning the house or “Super-shop Sunday.” Be sure to pick up a nice card for your friends here at the BL office… |
