geno was a big “hit” at the women’s shelter…

Bud Light gives thanks…

Thanksgiving is at time for the four 'f's' -- food, family, friends and fdrinking. But it's the enlightenment only attained drinking Bud Light that may allow one to be thankful of even these annoying situations...

She was practically snoring “have sex with me” your honor…

THE NBA

Annoying: 30 teams play over 2400 games so over half can go to the postseason-- making the NBA playoffs easier to get into than Anna Nicole’s Smith pants…

Be thankful: The Longer Kobe’s in the playoffs the longer he’s off the streets…

Regis had the same recurring nightmare…

Carrot Top Long Distance Ads

Annoying: never with has a man with so little to say had so many opportunities to say it as this role model to white trash everywhere appears on 937 TV stations every hour on the hour.

Be thankful: He’s helped America forget Gallagher

After months of wearing masks, Ming and Ping felt like complete boobs…

SARS

Annoying: major panic over a disease that killed three more people than OJ Simpson

Be thankful: Iraqi Americans happy to fly again as nervous glances now shot at wheezing Koreans.