Heh heh,  this chick said I was naughty…

'Tis the season to be drinking…

Christmas decorations are expensive and with my bachelor pad already so crammed with porn and pizza boxes, who has the space?  Fortunately, I’ve developed several ways to combine yuletide spirit with the beauty of Bud Light.. Check out the these fabulous Holiday uses...

The Bud Light Tree

Assembly: Bud Light, Mardi Gras beads, “pipe cleaner star

PROS: takes up one tenth the space of a regular tree

CONS:  Holds one tenth the gifts…

The Bud Light Angel

Assembly: Bud Light, Mardi Gras beads, pipe cleaner halo

PROS: resale value at antique road show $48.50

CONS:  resale value at any liquor store 5 cents (10 cents in Michigan).

By the way, where the hell did I ever get two pipe cleaners?!?!,

Bud Light Advent Wreath
Assembly: 4 Bud Light Bottles, 4 lights from neighbors display, random shrubs

PROS: gives a whole new meaning to the words getting lit at the Holidays!

CONS: Observant Jews will need nine Bud Lights to complete their Menorah .

Happy Holidays!!!
xoxo    ~geno