Bud Light made Sally and Bobby the hit of their prom...

The Girlfriend

Buying  makeup often backfires as women tend to feel you no longer find them attractive, (and buying her the convenience store line of perfumes like  “ankle's away” certainly doesn't help). She's right though, ask yourself how would you feel if she got you a bottle of "Longitude”?

where did i leave my lower row of teeth?

Grandpa
Grandpa is getting older so don’t waste cash on something that'll only frighten him like a  trampoline or corn on the cob. A pair of Depends will have him brimming with enough  confidence to bust out the Viagra. (FACT: Steal one of each from grandpa this weekend and you can stay in bed til Monday!)

at least my stockings are "hung"

Stocking Stuffers...

Look no further than the trial size aisle products for your stocking stuffers.  These little beauties are the perfect gift for the man looking for short term commitment. Girlfriend thinking of moving in? Simply say, “Let's see  if you can outlast the Scope...”

Honey... didn't this come with two beef sticks?!?!

The Pest

Every year at least one person you got nothing for gets you a gift and makes feel stupid.  The Hickory Farms gift set  allows you to save face while the fact that it has the scent and shelf life of Bea Arthur  will assure you are crossed off next year's list.  (If they do manage to come back, Hickory Farms also makes a cologne set...)